129 lines
3.9 KiB
PHP
129 lines
3.9 KiB
PHP
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>Loading... Or Not</title>
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<style>
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* {
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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}
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body {
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min-height: 100vh;
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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background: linear-gradient(135deg, #667eea 0%, #764ba2 100%);
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font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Geneva, Verdana, sans-serif;
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color: white;
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text-align: center;
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padding: 20px;
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}
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.container {
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max-width: 600px;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: 3rem;
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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animation: bounce 2s infinite;
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}
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@keyframes bounce {
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0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0); }
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50% { transform: translateY(-20px); }
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}
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.message {
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font-size: 1.5rem;
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margin-bottom: 2rem;
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opacity: 0.9;
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}
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.loader {
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width: 80px;
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height: 80px;
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border: 8px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.3);
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border-top-color: white;
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border-radius: 50%;
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animation: spin 1s linear infinite;
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margin: 0 auto 2rem;
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}
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@keyframes spin {
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to { transform: rotate(360deg); }
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}
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.cat {
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font-size: 5rem;
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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}
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.fact {
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background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2);
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padding: 1.5rem;
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border-radius: 15px;
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margin-top: 2rem;
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}
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.fact h3 {
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margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
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}
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.buttons {
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margin-top: 2rem;
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}
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.btn {
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display: inline-block;
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padding: 12px 30px;
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margin: 10px;
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background: white;
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color: #667eea;
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text-decoration: none;
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border-radius: 25px;
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font-weight: bold;
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transition: transform 0.2s, box-shadow 0.2s;
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}
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.btn:hover {
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transform: scale(1.05);
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box-shadow: 0 5px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
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}
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.shrug {
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font-size: 2rem;
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margin: 1rem 0;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="container">
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<div class="cat">👀</div>
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<h1>Nothing to See Here!</h1>
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<div class="loader"></div>
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<p class="message">The specimens are probably having a tea party somewhere...</p>
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<div class="fact">
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<h3>💬 Did You Know?</h3>
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<p id="fact">Loading random science fact...</p>
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</div>
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<div class="shrug">🙹 🧀 🦽</div>
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<div class="buttons">
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<a href="javascript:history.back()" class="btn">Go Back</a>
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<a href="/gdc_cmod/" class="btn">Home</a>
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</div>
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</div>
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<script>
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const facts = [
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"A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.",
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"Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.",
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"Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't.",
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"Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey still edible.",
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"Wombat poop is cube-shaped to mark territory.",
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"A day on Venus is longer than its year.",
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"Scotland has 421 words for 'snow'.",
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"Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can (up to 40 minutes).",
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"The shortest war in history lasted 38-45 minutes (Britain vs Zanzibar, 1896).",
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"Electrons are actually just rumors spread by atoms."
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];
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document.getElementById('fact').textContent = facts[Math.floor(Math.random() * facts.length)];
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>
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